Slobbershop Particular Goods

by Safety Concerns

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1.	Rom-Com Flick 01:15	lyrics	buy track
Tongue attached to the sugar lick saline sick The bic into thumb protection still sick Can't watch Rick and Morty burps sporting Submerge myself into another recording Portion the water victim of the swatter Socratic gadfly was a forgotten martyr Questions of economy misspoke wrongfully Whispers from wisps muttered longingly Take my iron mallet to the ballet ballad What remains is flat and unquestionably phallic Subtlety led me to forming the dojo Bumble bees trouble me fumbling the flow Neon glow vibrant green scene Hummed meme interstellar dream Keep the slime mean it's a grimier thing Set hardcore scream to play when my phone rings Challenging to navigate the noise Orchid blooms only by it's own choice Cloy when the verbs are deployed Read what was unsaid lead drink enjoyed Mend brink of Freud then slip into the dip Let my lip rip as I sink my teeth in it Don't trip the line floss divided Skewer these fools with a pointed trident Poignant bounce as a pogo stick Checking in, nope continue to be sick Dawn the T.V. Again with the rom-com flick On and on and on with this conflict
2.	Spelunkin 01:23	lyrics	buy track
A dog is worth one bomb but not quite two A dog to kiss with a pause will heal you Also I on this repeating loop that I inhabit Originally from the mothership an alien bandit Aggressive iron robot with whip tricks that's not it Tank treads for foot kicks and curb stomp visits To bats, cavemen, frogs, dragonflies, and spiders Angry shopkeepers, snakes, cultists, plus vampires And I'd whip baby penguins too if I could If the Kapala should find me happily I would But I'm an elevated robot with a shotgun now Four bullets spread out with kickback abound Loud sound muzzle flash illuminates the dark That this seed dealt without the slightest bit of heart Make way through the jungle without a light Lacking any hope to beat Olmec this night There's a cave in the jungle inside the cave And a temple beyond that but only for the brave Yet I can't resist the call of the underworld's heat Meek robot posed elite from an office chair seat
3.	Patience for Pedestrians 01:31	lyrics	buy track
Slobber all over this nonsense beat Pretense repeat reclined polyester seat I'm a creep when late or potentially a crepe Nutella fake take a break from game loot crates Fool persistent turned epistemic assistant Cleaver to my mind makes ideas nonexistent Assets I will sequester again Greaten my patience for pedestrians Patience patience patience Patience patience patience Friends I am ceaselessly pestering Test their patience for pedestrians Patience patience patience Patience patience patience Crossroads sidewalk only horns talk Look both ways stop once more rock A conscious back and forth to sleep Stepping backwards is not always a retreat I'm captain Ussop layering my lies Plotting your tabasco star demise My prize is your expression of surprise When peeling away my body paint disguise Routinely practicing one's meditation Creates more patience for pedestrians Patience patience patience Patience patience patience Streetwalkers sowing slow sedation Decimates patience for pedestrians Patience patience patience Patience patience patience Well fuck it just floor the gas pedal Compare the strength of skin to auto metal Try not to blink as you here the thud Try not to think as their body hits the mud Patience patience patience Patience patience patience
4.	Egg Beer 01:18	lyrics	buy track
Never known to eat like ordinary folk When I drink beer it's with done with a egg yolk Calories needed, both cheap and I'm broke Left uncooked so I don't go and choke Vitellus victory good made better Cholesterol misery new open letter To my arteries excuse and pardon me please While I drink this and make you harden and seize Plain Jane PBR crack an egg in it All grain up to par crack an egg in it Imperial red ale crack an egg in it Session by full sail crack an egg in it Vegan's hate listen to this liquid nutrition Bottom of the glass is the single cell's position Speaking of which, it's best left unmixed So the slippery sensation can have you transfixed Tradition is the reason we drink it raw Why improve that which has no flaw Don't even yell as my stomach swells Hell I'll even take it with the fucking shell Dry hopped IPA crack an egg in it Fermented Sorbet crack an egg in it Chocolate nib stout crack an egg in it Kolsch powered down crack an egg in it
5.	Timmy Two Chords 01:38	lyrics	buy track
Derelict derelict slumped on the bed Mario red cap jumped on my head Consequence of turtling or maybe bequeath My heart to what's inside the scimitar's sheath Preach like Zoro three mic style Reach like Smoker dissipate for a while Hey Safety that doesn't quite bump in the whip Set sail to Venus in my zeppelin ship I'm Timmy two chords tiger lord soul poured Two chords to make you fall on your own sword Two chords to help you sleep at night Two chords will make you think everything's all right Two chords to find your dynasty's heir Two chords to construct a syndicate's lair Two chords to put my horse in the lead Two chords is all I fucking need Not authorized to press the emergency button Flash another look to indicate my glutton Settle the score with my third proxy war Hollow point words with liquid napalm cores Allies comment on my certain lack of luck So I flash them a quadruple synchronized thumbs up Cracked up with an unceremonious chuckle Captain ka-Knuckles with the stolen boot buckles Timmy two chords is back at it again Two chords to write honest IMs and press send Two chords to orchestrate the fall of Rome Two chords to send all our troops home Two chords help set my mind at ease Two chords will allow the icecaps to refreeze Two chords to get your sports car keyed Two chords is all I fucking need All I need all I need all I need That buffoon with a bassoon stacked double reed Musical dead ringer for that fella Peter Singer Ejected from the lab for being toxic slinger
6.	Rat Horde 01:16	lyrics	buy track
That soft serve salmon I be slamming Ain't ragging on the imagined dragon Nineteenth round of don't wake the llama Layered like frittata sidestepping the drama Futurama used go be a nightly routine Now just another fondly recalled thing Scalded ring again as I wash my hands Burned skin ran with the pink color brand Lorazepam sans the coconut oiled pan Kaleidoscopic man without a life plan Growing dandelions with candied bygones Lafcadio neither a gunslinger or lion Educated by Mr. Libido himself Gyrations are sensations pray for health Safety shelved okayest as a mantra Mediocrity is a consequence of karma Dharma lord with jaded long sword Stab at my own feet to slay the rat horde Scurry up my leg beset a case of plague Cure vague found on the list of Craig More bed rest triple authentication test Pests still find my mind is the best nest Among the rest of these borrowed thoughts Prescriptive in my handing out of oughts
7.	Endless Tooth Torment 01:05	lyrics	buy track
Can't catch a break from these dentists Tooth more expensive than rent is Pretend send low prowl full scowl At the mere suggestion of a root canal Rate morale: rather low at the moment Great locale, slather slow cure torment For that rental property monthly toll Action lull add shock mounted vocals Static dispersion in a chemical fog Wedge my hand in the rotating cog Yelling "Brother!" Like liquid Telling another I'm a victim But I tricked them everything is self inflicted Contradiction conflicted meant unpredicted Blows to my ego bro don't you know All that you know is incorrect though Of at least slightly conceptually incomplete These god damn nihilist can't even compete Because the fallacies mount and I hate to pry I'm fucking Mugatu with the piano key tie A self invented style now in clinical trial Alchemized by the Elric's in a conical vial From a pile of non-sequential connections Non-sequiturs lacking the proper protection
8.	Ten Songs and Nine Blocks of Tofu 01:03	lyrics	buy track
Here's the situation I'm beyond elation Where's modulation in my preparation Sensation burn as I churn culture recently learned Consistent but still insistent on poor precision Of resistant tongue rap with a compromised lung Post-acoustic covers that are half-heartedly sung Today I betray the peaceful quiet moment Slay ten songs written by a more potent poet With a ceremonial knife rife with blood stained strife That's just life save amputated digits with ice Everybody has a price, mine is nine blocks of tofu Vacuum sealed in the freezer taking earned refuge Every sweatshirt I wear aids in my slight of hand Pose grand in the sand rep my swimsuit brand
9.	Nonsense Alarm 00:49	lyrics	buy track
I rake my mind's sand garden I take my guilt's next pardon Sardonic pleasure with the Increasing pressure in my Cranial cavity and all that's below At this moment feels completely hollow Swallow affirm bodies tubes still work Anxiety squirm then turn berserk Rap song written with a ten ton hammer Zap wrong grammar with zen like glamour Can't help but pander to post-modernists Argue my loses to nonsense alarmists Excuse this poorly maintained ship Occupied with a prolonged ego trip Storm tried to guide my slide to the tide Kept steadfast stride thanks to faulty pride I feed the starved cow plant I leave the carved hand slant Unnerving confusion with the Forgone conclusion again
10.	One or Two 01:10	lyrics	buy track
These are small thoughts rehashed don'ts and oughts Succulents planted in shattered clay pots to rot There's an odious taint to Andrew Mccabe's fate Rate your president on a scale of one to two One being an especially destructive fool Two being you have red hats and are a tool Three being you didn't quite understand my question Don't advocate the binary but I'll make an exception Current weapon a brick present state forever sick Live for wet guitar licks synth echo tricks pick A sound that'll stick while candle wick kicks Embers in my direction flame's at my discretion I'm Castor Troy with those golden pistols Wait, maybe TJ Kong riding the missile Strangelove can walk and that's not at all concerning Leave negotiations to someone more discerning Meanwhile I'll make another delicious batch of cookies Bring shame to all those damn chocolate chip rookies Just another under baked and mistimed escape One more poor mix and brown sugar mistake New and improved flashy butterfly blade Underwater made carbon steel highest grade Stab in thigh twist to prolong bleeding Safety Concerns is okayest, conceded
11.	A Coffee Forty 01:38	lyrics	buy track
A dawn break brew makes me complete Raw cake before now I can compete One mug is fine but five is finer Don't look worried I'm not a first timer Praise this major export commodity Imbibe to turn my body to a prodigy I'm an oddity but avoid being solemn Mass java intake never rock bottom A full forty fluid ounces Will be gulped while this track bounces I'm like Fry with three hundred big boys Making coffee with all my favorite toys Garbage bag mess from the French press Bust out a chemex to impress our guests Who like coffee imported and artisan With light and dark roasts i'm bipartisan Liquid black gold in veins Caffeinates all the same Drip in the cup sip then suck Stick my head out a runaway truck Fuck this refreshing cool morning breeze Rather be home giving grinds a squeeze Inhaling decadent aromas Breaking mid-brunch comas Save the sugar save the milk A cup of joe necessitates no help If I decide I need the calories though Then I can down countless cappuccinos Jittery flow from my 7th mug of perk To be honest, without it, I'm kinda a jerk Such a routine no longer feel the buzz On reflection I drink it just because
12.	Trainer's Chant 01:24	lyrics	buy track
Faux pas excuser poke battle loser Expressions not said hack red roserade pruner Rich kid looter not quite a straight shooter In fact I'm not sure I've said anything at all Cause I'm like Link bonafide silent protagonist Which you might not think while I'm rapping this Variable personality is magnetic Polarity is wrong and I can't correct it Subside then feel like this grinding in my chest Is the gears finally shattering due to stress Torchic's blood is on my hands Repels are getting harder to finance Another step another tick on the poison prock Geodude's down becoming just another rock Send out last friend failing to concede Blacked out and broke because of my greed Sometimes life asks you mach or acro What we start with often becomes de facto Higher tiers of pokeballs have better containment Easier capture makes for better entertainment A terrifying prospect for those still wild Submit your will and freedom to this child And cram yourself into this small red ball Vaporize in a flash of light to fit at all
13.	Grindstone 01:09	lyrics	buy track
Bleach guzzler in turn blanket nuzzler Scrubbing my insides always a puzzler Dubbing these tracks chill relax unwind max Fax your dick picks sealed in whale wax Unmediated to my shredder Another week and one more taught letter Incapable of better, still crowned okayest Home again dreaming to always be less Press my head to the grindstone Press my lips to the grindstone Press my tongue to the grindstone Press my throat to the grindstone Identity is a confused concept An affect impressed by a soothing sonnet This song is me I am this song But only if you catch yourself humming along Snare you activate my face down trap card Race sounds and lap ancient canopic jars Millennial eye from that Pegasus guy Screaming Cecelia apologizing cry Press my thoughts to the grindstone Press my ideas to the grindstone Press my mind to the grindstone Press my