blop la dot, by Safety Concerns

blop la dot

by Safety Concerns

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1.	The Plight of the Seasonal Crane 01:15	lyrics	buy track
Inside out jacket that’s the plight of the seasonal crane Hardwired brain to move somewhere less mundane Migration games lead to mild migraines Minor ice pick to the back of my eye, my oh my Where’d the time fly? I have an appointment to travel Up the paddle with hard chewed digestive gravel You’d be surprised what I can do in my solitude Five hundred hectares when I monogamize you You heard me right time to pair up for life That’s the plight that of the seasonal crane bird type This tripe is trite sorta like moving places again Oh well, let’s give the old wind flappers a bend That’s the plight of the seasonal crane I miss the rain, I also miss my dad saying my name I miss that insane moonlight mammal Mr. Wayne I miss soft silky pie cooling under the window pane That’s the plight of the seasonal crane One day things are different and the next they’re the same
2.	Rat Stop Soup 01:05	lyrics	buy track
Susie is making the rat pot stir Would you please take your hat off sir Reiterating, it’s rat soup Saturday Couldn’t start the weekend a radder way Jump off the platform let the ladder sway Let me tell you what it means to be rat It means be born an unwanted guest It means cullers talk about you like a harvest Suspicious excitement in all facets Stoked by a dinner invite from Susie A snowshoe must be fond to share food, see I don’t get a lot of meal invitations Suspicious excitement is my inclination So I threw my hat on the rack, Politely asked, “Where’s is the stew at?” Susie said, “Actually I need your help, Stand over this pan while the butter melts.” So I did that while the spices bloomed Susie called in her cat friends from the other room Concerned while the herbs infused The other cats walked in appearing confused Susie introduced me, Randall the rat A helpful guest making the soup all that Then purred in excitement, to my surprise Treating me to dinner and cordial goodbyes
3.	hug from mama bear 01:00		buy track
4.	Super Snake 01:13	lyrics	buy track
Super snake emerges from the lagoon Lake Like Susie steps out of a carbonated cake With gusto and style one more morality trail I keep my secret sauce in a crustal vial Along with miracle cream fuel for the superhero dream I keep close to the street with my team Cause that’s how I move Don’t walk just slither with the groove Don’t fly I have nothing to prove Just another worry to smooth Another booty to kicked I don’t kick cause I don’t have feet Super snake also has no need for sleep I’m kept awake by an ideal world to create. Keep mindful of your tax documents post date Keep your hooligans off my watch block Super snake has perfected his neck based karate chop The epicenter of goodness is a pilates shop That serves popsicle sticks, sans the sweet That’ll make my arch nemesis admit defeat I’ll take whatever advantage available I can Anything to call my way to the top of the plan Except I have no claws Brush up on vigilante laws Find strength in my personal flaws I have no claws just personal flaws
5.	how did YOU learn to groom? 01:05		buy track
6.	Cat Club Community Outreach 01:20	lyrics	buy track
Blueish hen on patrol No wolf will strike tonight Susie the snowshoe cat oversees the shift change At the grift range, begrudgingly take your shot At the terra-cotta frog shaped pot Cat club community outreach is a lot Bulma the cat disagrees Doesn’t know what with but in disagreement Assuredly in the right for this fight Tonight I’m getting gripped and that’s my main gripe Glob on the groomer I do it my self Expect to reflect as you gaze at this bottomless well Of unrequited spite May the U.O. bird class take flight So I can chitter like a predator A predator chitters Chitter like a predator A predator chitters
7.	words of wisdom from the owl entertainer 00:54		buy track
8.	Gaffe de Giraffe 00:58	lyrics	buy track
Giraffe’s have this one joke “You know I really stuck my neck out for you on this one” Giraffe’s have this one joke “You know I really stuck my neck out for you on this one” Tired, but chuckle worthy nonetheless Behold the awesome power of a giraffe under distress Exhausting keeping up with the status quo I’m extra tall so I don’t deal with those below Tuckered out on this toothsome diet I dialogue on the spot I can try it
9.	less natural habitat 01:04		buy track
10.	Pocket Mouse Pals 01:13	lyrics	buy track
Pocket mouse for your pocket, in the pocket, pocket friend Pal for your cargo flap where the French seam ends Designer mouse for current fashion trends Pick up the pocket mouse pal pet for double the mice Holiday sale is twice as nice, triple layover credit Also shipping to the lower forty eight, so go and get it A pocket pal parcel posted directly to you, how rad is that? A harsh truth: Only you can end this pocket mouse’s loneliness So donate today, and by donate I mean purchase Safeguard your trousers from emotional lurches I do have to warn you though, If you give a mouse a cookie he won’t ever give it back If you give a mouse a cookie he won’t ever give it back Pocket mouse for your pocket, in the pocket, pocket friend Pal for your cargo flap where the French seam ends Give a mouse a cookie he won’t ever give it back
11.	trout turnover rate 01:01		buy track
12.	Tyrannical Turtle Terror 01:07	lyrics	buy track
I told you I put that all behind me I don’t want you to get the wrong idea Ain’t no leads at my advanced age Get my gains on the bocce ball court Thanks for the interest, now run along sport Ha you thought I might lost my spice I double the dramatic intro to the chord splice For the tyrannical turtle no relation to Yurtle So deep my chuckle I must adjust my girdle But not before I snap back Sucks to suck super snake hero hack I call the revolting raven for a devious snack Dang dang apparently he called it quits Not to worry the best part of villainy is making raps alone in your basement Isolate the offender in resin encasement And hire A.I. for guest spot placement While I treat the populace like a placemat T.T. Terror is back and that’s an inconvenient fact You already lack what you lack You might want to watch your back You might want to watch your back
13.	not really a polarizing bear 01:00		buy track
14.	stork coming in with the scoop 00:53		buy track
15.	In the Court of the Frog Thing 01:15	lyrics	buy track
The frog sits atop a pedestal with a bishops cap Raises his scepter, or maybe it’s a cane, to you and says “ribbit” Cause he’s a frog Meanwhile the wolf and the hen gather in the same court Requesting mediation Blue as the hen is, She follows proper ritualistic procedure Oh red wolf, oh crimson husky Pecks at the ground Oh red wolf, oh crimson husky Hen dances around The doge of the woods is at this point a light pink Fed up with the legal system show and speak Concedes his case and makes their peace The frog adjourns the court, ribbit
16.	In the Hall of the New Moose King 01:12	lyrics	buy track
Raccoon from Saturn’s fifth moon Arrived for the king coronation too soon Unfit to become to ill-advisor Still gave bad advice from under his space visor Your crown won’t fit atop you antlers The antlers are my crown Your crown won’t sit atop your antlers The antlers are my crown The royal hall of the new moose king How a-moose-ing, no need to kiss the ring Special perch for doves learning to sing Offering not needed to bring, the red bee sting Sends the bishop frog into panic ribbit The moose booms with a bass-y “quit it” I don’t want this I don’t need this Trip up, stay up, I don’t need this The raccoon repeats Your crown won’t fit atop you antlers The antlers are my crown The antlers are my crown Shed the antlers shed the crown Shed the antlers shed the crown
17.	the magic of animalgorithms 01:02		buy track
18.	Goat/Goat 01:13	lyrics	buy track
It’s a goat, not the greatest of all time Just a humble goat, may I board your boat? Nope, well I guess I’ll eat it, trash collector It’s a goat, not the greatest of all time Just a simple goat, may I cross your moat with rope Nope? Well, I guess I’ll eat it, trash collector It’s the goat, grubbiest ontology acting tenacity Just a concrete particular That concrete looks particularly good, yum It’s a goat, not the greatest of all time Just a little goat, may I wear your poly coat Nope? Well I’ll chow down, consumption clown Weeds green or brown might even eat the ground It’s a goat, not the greatest of all time Just a hungry goat, are you gonna finish that soap Nope? Let’s elope and snack together, trash collector forever It’s a goat, not the greatest of all time, Just a happy goat, who ate that song you wrote It wasn’t worth singing anyway
19.	imitate a honey badger 01:00		buy track
20.	Pissed Peacock 01:11	lyrics	buy track
Presenting the personally pissed peacock Proudly proclaiming I guess you are a sock Not the nice smelling kind or well woven either Pushing profanities to the beep a Geiger counter Don’t fear no tiger, they’re busy minded And I’m free to develop anger at anything I see Like the cork tree sleeping on the front lawn And how they graze in the desert like the mother with her faun “Get that phone outta my face” He said to himself “Get that phone outta my face” “Get that phone outta my face” He said to himself “Get that phone outta my face”
21.	the bereaved beaver 01:02		buy track
22.	woodpecker worries about woodpecker things 01:04		buy track
23.	Glam (over) Gopher 01:01	lyrics	buy track
Glamour gopher on the silver screen Most shiny rodent you’ve ever seem Yeah I might have specks of dirt on my button up shirt But I’ve also got fire in my heart As a start and stardust on my left cheek Sorry I’m already booked up through the week Digging up these luxury leeks and costly carrots Plus I don’t associate with ferrets I gotta keep it glam and in the fam That’s the gopher get good grub glitter plan Eight thousand percent not a scam Don’t look at me like I’m a freaking pocket mouse I might invite you to my underground house It’s a castle mansion fortress bungalow thing To the garden what havoc I bring How this one is disrupting the farm industry How many ways one gopher says look at me It might be sad if I wasn’t having so much fun I think I figured out a glamorous secret It’s all about that negative space Dancing extra adjacent to the caddy shack I wiggle so fine without hurting my back Glamour gopher on the silver screen Most shiny rodent you’ve ever seem
24.	chicken feathered raptor 01:12		buy track
25.	My Dear Deer, That's Survival 01:05	lyrics	buy track
Survival of the fittest that’s why I’m still here Survival of this particular deer with a patchy beard I knew it be something like that Survival of the biggest of the oversized prey At least that’s what the surviving prey say Survival of the smartest, makes no sense The sheep would be long lived with their electric fence Survival of the fittest that why I’m still here Take a critical blow in stride cause I’m a deer Then again it might be survival of the adaptable And how the adapter splits up the unflappable Far from uncrackable much like my neighbor’s vase I’m dying inside from that look on your face Survival of the most emotionally immune And surviving the heartache I get from every silly tune And that my dear deer is what we call survival And that my dear deer is what we call survival
26.	seagull sirens 01:02		buy track
27.	Pigeon Philosophy 01:20	lyrics	buy track
The normally sleepy humanities wing of U. O. Bird was somewhat aflutter with excitement as classes started on A winter Tuesday The pigeon professor professing in the attic Parroting the P.O.P. might be pragmatic At this point, possibly, I suppose Possibly, I suppose To the assembly of single student canary Developing resentment and appearing quite weary Why would you say that? Why are you like this? Ha-ha-ha replied the professor posturing You’re the one who enrolled in pigeon philosophy One oh one, why don’t you tell me mister know it all I’m not the one letting my open mind withdrawal What do even mean by that? Why are you like this? It might be the contrarian inside I hate Possibly, I suppose
28.	Pink Pony Pop 01:12	lyrics	buy track
Pink horse bop into a slow decline Circus frito lay flavor scented pine He called it quits for real this time He called it quits for real this time Magenta steed now gaining speed This rose pony will take the lead He called it quits for real this time He called it quits for real this time It’s the horse without a herd The hoof stamps the bark and wakes the bird Raven asks why late night rush Salmon mount says I forgot my lunch Raven takes the insulated snack bag Repacks the lunch our horse already had Then sends him to school he’s fine He called it quits for real this time