1. |
Thesis/Threadloser
00:50
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Thesis positivity I’m positive this time
This going to be a feel good experience for everyone involved
Ouch it appears I have gently stubbed my toe
Whelp looks like I already fucked it up Like that one game
Alex reviewed where you race big rig trucks
Graphics settings trash but gameplay is deluxe
Keep digging in this sand and some gold is sure to be struck
Julian is my name but you can call me the Thread Loser
The storage wars watcher bread crumb bamboozler
The sine wave chooser with a sick electronic shaver
You’re favorite hypocritical negativity hater
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2. |
LOVE YOURSELF
00:44
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Pause new self bettering laws
Stare at every mirror on every other wall
Twice and even more times if your not nice
No lame complaint or critique will suffice
Take form king or maybe a queen
Or other type of monarchal leader ruling
Whatever the case you are now in charge
Feel better than better feel grander than large
Some people love plants more than words
So why not love yourself? love yourself?
Some people think sushi looks attractive
So why not love yourself? love yourself?
Some people think that whales smell good
So why not love yourself, love yourself
Some people find automobiles sexy
So why not love yourself, love yourself
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3. |
Digital Reflection
01:52
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I probably shouldn’t let the sugars on my teeth sit
Not to wonder the other side till I breach it
This time is data deflection while I stick
My hands to my side and mumble kick baby kick
The DSL modem was a straight non starter
I wish the local ISP would try a little harder
A lyric sheet with a rough draft crayon doodle
Guides this new age digital reflection noodle
Life trajectory similar to the carpet floor
Accumulate dirt and don’t feel soft anymore
The bruises don’t heal to normal quite as quickly
Feeling rather inactive and presenting more sickly
Fictionally I’m at the absolute top of my game
Reality hit my peak stride in the fifth grade
Pantomime my metaphors of changing gears
As I quietly take inventory of my fears
Back to reality remember the law determines
Cultivate the wild into sour while it ferments
The social retiring of my brain maybe permanent
Always down to enter a duel monsters tournament
Bit rate review subconscious compensation
The distance between the one and zero relation
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4. |
Waking Up Pt. II
01:14
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When you ask if I want some coffee
I do I do I do
Then if I’d like to site beside
I do I do I do
If you wonder if it’s okay to rest your head
On my shoulders or use my torso as a daybed
If you wonder if that is what I want
I do I do I do
Do you think a bagel is good or better?
I do I do I do
Do you want to walk to work together?
I do I do I do
If you wonder if there’s truth to the mush
Or this is all a way to beat around the bush
If you wonder if I mean what I say
I do I do I do
Every time I feel so grateful
I do I do I do
Every time I feel so grateful
I do I do I do
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5. |
The Thread Gets Lost
00:31
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6. |
Pitching Yu-Gi-Oh x SG-1
00:44
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Blend the piano with a quartz lined blade
Greyed out conclusion for the soybeans slayed
Hurray for the weekend day Opinion shared
A yu-gi-oh star-gate combo should have aired
Can’t deny commando Yami would fucking rule
And Bakura could be explained as a goa ould
And what if dual monsters were alien species
The millennium items technology is lore freebies
It doesn’t even matter if it has live actors
The two fictions would pair like cheese and crackers
I just don’t have enough capital to pitch it
So I do that mumble shit and zip it
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7. |
A Tree Made From Paper
01:33
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Put this unruly mess in the drill-press
Add a few too many holes like my skillset
But it’s all false saw waves at fault
Disappointing end boss in the borderlands vault
Malt ball consumption is a weekly act of strife
Callous smack brings my preamp back to life
H.O.A. Is just begging for a rap battle
Though thought of conflict makes my bones rattle
We made a tree out of paper in our class
We cut long sheets from an even bigger roll
We painted the sheets with a sponge and brush
We paused together and let it dry as a whole
I alone cut the pieces into strips
Stapled them in their proper places
On the plywood display board by the door
At a right angle to way the window faces
Bury me with my reusable mug
Grown so fond of items intensifying smug
Fate ambiguous like the space cowboy
Late to the party with my newfound toy
Look everyone I found the cure to the blues
Oscillators that cross modulate real smooth
My flanger fluctuates with background groans
Shake and pass me a bottle, Mister Jones
We took the leafs down and painted them red
Then put them back with the stapler slow
We took the leafs off one final time
And then replaced it with some paper snow
We made a tree out of paper in our class
It changed incrementally with the seasons
We made a tree out of paper in our class
Only partially for ironic reasons
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8. |
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Tripping up the trick
Giving up the big stick
Pocket edition
No socket within him
Oh how he longs extensively for an expansion slot
Zipper rights the sticker
Getting the late kicker
Soul for sale
Nonprofits only though
Oh how he begs for a benevolent buyer
Text upon text for context
They’re unread then left next
Alone Both friends and family
Whoops
Oh how I hope for the will to continue
I’m taking great pains to deliver this message to you
But that doesn’t mean it’s not the end of my world
Most would consider this task simple to do
But that doesn’t mean it’s not the end if my world
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9. |
Thread B
00:34
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10. |
Digital Method
00:57
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Numerous holes developing in tooth enamel
Brain liquifies watching the home improvement channel
Don’t sport the red flannel baby kicks atop river pebbles
I’ll ask Jeeves the cheat codes for the next level
Meanwhile my guitar rots in the corner
Of the living room play time is noticeably shorter
Former songs are deleted to make mental space
For tunes with essentially the same themes to take their place
That the digital way that’s the digital method
I keep it simple like a slurpee from seven eleven
Gnaw on a ballpoint till my tongue gets inked
I’ll Zoidberg out of here while my reputation sinks
And if anyone would actually ask what I really think
About any given subject I would probably freeze
Bide my time with a long and extra fake sneeze
Then break down from my stupid panic disease
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11. |
Dude in Exile
02:29
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Ker plop was the sound of the tin cup
Filled with a bullet blood pooling in my feet
And Johnny knows it itching in my throat
Slobbered word code but Connor’s roof fan is still laughing though
Max’s brass knuckles slide but couldn’t help but drag
I operate the pod racer with just a single hand
Chris it would be best to reflect on your faults
But double down like me cause I’m so full of salt
The mirror is broken but I still hear Connors chuckle
Echoing through my hollow husk structure made of rubble
Sipping on the truth hot caffeinated and brown
The irony is that it comes whole not ground
*Excerpt from Kings in Exile*
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12. |
Thread C
00:28
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13. |
Balelo Blues
02:30
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Life savings in a snazzy satchel
Self control is a tricky rascal
Paint my exhales in aged pastel
Smudged together they don’t match well
A small observation if similar to me
There is the person you want to be
And then in stark contrast there is you
Others notice the other guy is cooler too
These are phlegmy thoughts too bendy throat raps
Ain’t no castle with a moat raps
Eat trash just like a goat raps
Throw myself in to see if I float raps
I feel like Mark Balelo
And everyone else is Barry Weiss
I feel like Mark Balelo
And everyone is not being very nice
I feel like Mark Balelo
Circumstance serving beans and rice
I feel like Mark Balelo
And everyone else is Barry Weiss
There’s an overwhelming lurch and sadness
Both at and away from the drawing board
Fix it in post like that one South Park
Where Randy is revealed to be Lorde
Swore I would mention the rough condition
Of the roads around my city and state
Perhaps if I had a drivers license
My opinion would actually hold more weight
Faint of heart and severely shallow of depth
I held my pride loosely like a rock
Spent years smoothing and polishing
Just to bury it where nobody walks
My snazzy murse is feeling consequentially light
Intuition is aflame but not quite right
Take grace in the fact that I’m not that bright
Then take my place as a flightless kite
I feel like Mark Balelo
And everyone else is Barry Weiss
I feel like Mark Balelo
And everyone is not being very nice
I feel like Mark Balelo
Circumstance serving beans and rice
I feel like Mark Balelo
And everyone else is Barry Weiss
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14. |
Goldmine
02:40
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Voicemail is a goldmine filled with mineral rocks
Dirty socks, p-locks, correct paradox
Diamonds in the rough your voice shade green
Mostly drone fodder boasting existence in between nestled
All snug like a down comforter fort no cohort
My lizard brain is making all my songs
Short sweater threadbare ball bearings show wear
Far too many reference numbers for me to care
Rather redesign my condo like lair peel pears
Hand out brochures while campaigning for mayor
Like santa cruz rent is too high rather occupy
An average guy slice of cookies and creme pie
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15. |
DEL L8TR
00:45
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This song is broken straight up busted
Chuck it mr old dumpster overtly rusted
Delete everything one prolonged mistake
Time better spent watching other people bake
On Netflix master of sir respect-less
I blubber on to an audience of one
Experimental as fresh boiled tofu
I can’t recall ever trying a plum
Like I said this song isn’t working out
No taste for canned nibbles and porcupine snouts
t’s more environmental to trash computer files
Recycling keeps them around and around and around a while
Gone into sone other electronic dimension
This song is procrastinating suspension
Wait wait wait I figured it out
With this music thing just shut it down
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16. |
Thread D
00:22
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17. |
Night Life
01:40
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The cat and the cloud both sit on my counter
Flavor notes caramel and hibiscus flowers
Plum sauce leaking in my corpus callosum
Good as time as any for a evening symposium
My night life is: in between a wall reading reddit and feeling small
My night life is: self inflicted insomnia deceleration at a crawl
My night life is: production headphones and bad headspace zones
My night life is: giving square waves most unsatisfactory homes
Phone battery fluctuates between one and ten percent
A sudden power down is what I’m trying to prevent
An adult should not be able to wiggle their own tooth
Genre post disco not wrong but not technically the truth
It doesn’t take a sleuth to appreciate for the otter
Like Winnie self aware when whispering oh bother
My bedroom bramble is an array of cell phone cords
Can’t help but stop and worry about regulatory overlords
My night life is: down but definitely not out for the count yet
My night life is: blindly feeling for the electrical outlet
My night life is: recovering from a rather serious body shock
My night life is: hoping this doesn’t make my heart prematurely stop
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18. |
Digital Loop
02:35
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Root canals and temporary crowns
Routinely mottle my inverted D frowns
Less abrasive sounds and more rhythmic grooves
Will grace us with respect to my mood
Soon to be presented via the digital loop
Soon to be stuck forever a digital loop
With alphabet soup I masterfully intertwine
But only in this instance to make myself bind
To the digital loop stop to recoup and regroup
Re-recording this time with the TV on mute
Lucky fluke when the rhythm hits properly
Adjust my mic stand to curse my own property
Sloppily... frick Can’t do the trick
Lickitung who doesn’t know lick Always sick
Pick a subject that’s not self deprecation
How bout B movies that include defenestration
Demonstration time volunteer I pick me
See how I can turn that theme around so quickly
Like a ballerina dancer with the heavy hands
Heavy feet heavy heart and dangerous jump lands
Talents spans across a half octave range
It’s strange how my dentist left my crooked fangs
Perhaps he was distracted by the digital loop
I’ve been over exposed to the concept of cute
Loot my own grave prematurely call it living
Particularly deficient in my quality of giving
Skimming cream off the top latte skimmer pops
Heart pounds fast when my digital plumber hops
Activate the next the digital loop always corrects
Stare into it once more and feel its effects
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19. |
Last Loose Thread
00:29
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20. |
Pizza Song
02:20
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Burned the roof of my mouth once more
Swallow the lava before my silent roar
Time for another slice of pizza
Best to eat another slice of pizza
Any kind of sauce is actually okay
But add any meat and I’m running away
Time for another slice of pizza
Best to eat another slice of pizza
Picture painting the perfect panic attack
The oven ransacked lunch on the toaster rack
It was just a second that I had turned my back
But the cheese had already turned to black
You done, fucked up dinner, but luckily there’s a plan B
Costco slices and Dominoes can be purchased affordably
Once pizza has been spoken once invoking its name
It simply has to be served you think this is some sort of game?
I’m only serious when speaking of the grandest of pies
And that declaration in it of itself is also a lie
Daydream of dessert pizza with chocolate and cinnamon
I don’t like deep dish too much but that’s a personal opinion
But as long as we’re taking preference into account
I’ll eat a cheese pizza with barbecue sauce by the pound
And I have definitely eaten my fair share already
Seven hundred and fifty slices and still going steady
Since starting to teach small kids from across the street
Travel to Costco on the daily for a lunch time treat
Which is probably bad for cholesterol and general health
But I will still be sneaking slices with an unblemished stealth
Cause the truth is it’s comfort food it’s a god damn crutch
It’s a sign that I’m not willing to branch out that much
My culinary maturity is that of a uncultured highschooler
Spending efforts on skating faster and rhyming cooler
But the pizza persists the pizza is a constant
I eat pizza and then like a fool I flawlessly flaunt it
If you are what you eat then self evaluation is easy
And I know exactly why I feel so greasy
This ontological crisis is breezy
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21. |
What's in Starburst
01:05
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*Starburst Ingredients*
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22. |
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Turn it over
But the other side of the pillow is just as hot
Roll on over
In an effort to find a more comfortable spot
But I don’t think it’s working and my body’s still jerking
In this unfortunate state that can only be described as awake
Don’t you know what’s at stake?
Cause if I don’t get my shut eye I won’t be as handsome
Then I’d be more apt to hold you for some ransom
Which would be a mistake, remiss mistake
Pull it over
Though that fleece blanket is still too much
Think over
Buying sheets made of more substantial stuff
But we’re not really progressing and my body’s still messing
In this unfortunate state that can only be described as awake
I think you know what’s at stake?
Cause if I don’t get my sleep my lyrics won’t be as deep
Then what would I ponder restlessly awake?
What a mistake, remiss mistake
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