I think I saw you in my sleep, darling I think I saw you in my dreams You were making fondue cheese and fondant trees On that one show where they ask for the four basket ingredients please And Tulsi Gabbard is there voting present on Guy’s hair Golden tip cave bear bleacher chair Where I cheer you on in my chicken suit Onesie my digits clumsy with the tricky fruit look at you Perfect lamination gander at those layers Like onions, ogres, and universal single payer I think Troy Johnson’s mannerisms are cheap Graver suggestion so I got the electric seat Decided the process and outcome was inhumane Then gave me the lethal injection all the same Which means you have to shop for five pounds or less And incorporate matcha tea and salmon into this mess I think I saw you in my sleep, lover Making some sort of Zumbo cookie crumble butter Flutter like Dragonborn at a giant’s club strike Still in my chicken suit cheering relentlessly tonight Move backwards and left and call it a kite Move backwards and right and call it a kite shield grey today I’m counting on you to beat Bobby Flay You still have me in the bleacher in which I lay

Little ball of fur Don’t mess with her Itty bitty claws Shaper than the buzz saw In my thigh Why Bulma why Shun the post shun the bed Shun your food love your head Inside joke between us You’re a cat you’re a cat Love the scratch love the pet Love the desk love your head Inside joke between us You’re a cat you’re a cat Little ball on my toe Sowing more chaos though What was that Victim of the cat Ball of yarn knock it down Phone cable knock it down Cloth mask Knock it down Sweater thread knock it down Play the game play the thing Play with stuff tug the string Inside joke between us You’re a cat you’re a cat Love to sleep love your food Love me back I love you too Inside joke between us You’re a cat You’re a cat

Pay my benefits Certify my claim Process my application Register my shame Every other Sunday Web interface aflame Phone tag with the EDD Unemployment game Hey girl, You ever see an unemployment claim I got one right here You can Pay it, certify Run it in the system Issue a payment Pay my benefits Certify my claim Process my application Unemployment game Hopelessness Hopeless hopeless It all really hopeless Hopeless drenched in apathetic bleh pointless eh let’s start a hopeless holiday By the way I tried to say I be there or be square root In the fan base there is a chest of rare loot Wipe the handle of the firearm I didn’t shoot Hopeless as the chairmen with the Shorts and the toms Hopeless as our fossilized energy problems Hopeless as the guitar with the maligned frets Hopeless as as my hedge-maze twist hedged bets Sights sets on my hopeless employment regrets Bummer let my timer reset at midday sunset The phone lines are closed you can always try again tomorrow

Pill to the mouth to the throat to the tummy To dissolve and resolve to do something funny To the small intestine which might be suggesting An anti histamine creates an allergenic suspension Redemption for the mornings of lagging along Not to suggest that a leisurely pace is wrong still having trouble with that wake up song still having trouble with that wake up song Pill to the blood to the brain to the lobe To defend against migraine inducing strobes To the cells to their part to all the organelles The sneezes when you don’t are the easiest tells Revel in the fuzz of the new ultra plush Which tickles me into a lazy ball of mush Still having trouble with that wake up song Still having trouble with that wake up song

Provisionally eyed, only basically alive Hem poorly aligned and the fabric is dyed To die again when Tim calls it wackadoodle If he’s harsh Kors will be far more brutal Snickerdoodle inspired without chocolate chip Your silhouette doesn’t have quite the right kick And to nitpick the candy dress I couldn’t lick Because you slathered hot glue all over it Mr. Gunn says your sketch recalls a dream Integral as gravity to the log flume’s scheme Ream the stitching while fluxing for a quick fix Cursing the model for two hours while they sit No blunder like the the thunder from down under Done a one eighty on Gunnar design another Bit rate buffer Nina will remember that The runway makes monsters of all teams Heidi Klum don’t think I could forget about you When you say a dress feels sad I feel sad too When you say as a seamster I grew I want to use chiffon and blues But to be abrasively honest with you The sequins on your shirt are making me quite dizzy And your exploding hair is both fizzy and frizzy Mondo pleat scrunch is the best dressed of you bunch It’s fashion week mind changer throw you under the bus

I think I saw you in my sleep, darling, I think I saw you in my memes Befuddled by the task at hand I miss being in a band Acquiesce to disorder in the land tip my hand In a matter that’s all to conveniently self serving The only important Tales game has Lloyd Irving Master of the mutter this ship has no rudder This beat was recycled after discovered in the gutter Sound was found sample I’m feeling sleepy now My second favorite onomatopoeia is pow Preceded by pop commit to it full stop End the telegram Senator Harris is a cop Flop on the kids show introduction deck While Spongebob beatboxes the tracks to my set The harmonic pinch gives us time The harmonic pinch gives us time to reflect

December Second Nineteen Ninety Three Lather rinse repeat your fine with me Blindingly pale skin SPF application is thin LOL surprise leaves too much in the bin What is advertised in the States Would be funny if it weren’t so tragic Impulse response magic Denim jacket I back it, like Elizabeth Warren Meaning not really at all The nacho fries call, blockbuster gross I can eat salt and sand on my own like most Toasting the Eggo for a sad sandwich ghost Topped with vegan butter and microwaved morning star Far be it for me to question which app to buy a car Enter the scene gruff dude named Lars Who is telling me to buy a prefabricated home What happened to Dunkin cravings from moments ago Its been transplanted by a yearning for a McDish And if you read the fine print the fish isn’t fish Gish jogging into a gallop, but now I’m feeling dumb So I bought the five volumes on synth forum decorum Gatekeepers mocking me for modulating the carrier Using my penny board to break the sound barrier Scarier is the choice between Advil and Aleve And which slogan will eventually reign the most supreme If you watch the flat screen ad breaks can be excruciating Might think investing will make you a revolutionary Recall the jump ahead button on the DVR Technology can regress and it’s totally bizarre Now, from afar, watch me turn into clickbait Before Five second pass and you skip ad escape Debate that one line that gets stuck in my head If I could become the servant of all No lower place to fall

Hmmmm Why yes hmmmmm why indeed, Hmmm you’re here just start on season sixteen Let the algorithm set the mood and set the feeling Performing Hulu hoops in my chicken suit Refuting Dave Hester on episodic loop Scoop brains onto the couch once more Again when it all slides back to the floor Say score juxtaposing anime lore Metaphor is straw hat staying on the shore Hmmmm why yes, hmmmmmm why indeed Hmmmm you left, now I’ll just stream my thing Interface choosing its own direction Reality shows will soon earn my affection Stream Hulu loops with my brain loose truths Mimic contestant interview goofs Special effects auto play the next Sigh when the stream actually connects

I’m Julian and this is Cassady We’re first time home buyers looking for a private island in Nevada I sharpen crayons for a living, Cassady works for the internet Our must have list is: Three story ranch style cabin No less than two swimming pools Hardwood carpets that are low maintenance Easy access the the New York subway system A four walled modular synth room Hammock style master with memory foam Guest room for Connor Open concept bathroom Helicopter pad for work Plenty of space for legos and nanoblocks David Bromstad doing his thing Inverted zero G Tennis courts Snow machine for summer skiing An alchemy tower with fresh ingredients So Suddenly it seems to me I ain’t no designer I ought to be The paint along the bedroom wall lead in my composition flaws and all Carcinogenic compounds briskly ignored When the contractors change the color scheme once more We’re over budget and behind, glaring at each other Wishing I had a hand from the property brothers But I only have Chip consuming the concrete While the curb appeal factor is relative to the street Nicole Curtis might be addicted Like me to the Triscuit When prompted I will litigate and list it

I think I saw you in my sleep darling I think I saw you in my dreams Which makes sense in my head you occupy the other side of the bed I use my face to block light that would have otherwise bled From my phone I’m getting back in the sleepy mode creaky bone I adjust the fuzzy blanket load prone to goad When I should be offering more words of support Waiting for vegan meatballs on the weather report Watch shows related to food, fashion, and cartoons Tying messenger doves to insurance balloons Redundancy is the exposure of teeth to acidity These rhymes were transcribed by paranormal activity Telling me, “You should probably go to bed now you jerk.” But I’m losing sleep over referencing food network So I got brawly with the restaurant impossible guy Performance weak but gave it a Ron Stoppable try Deep fry or in the pan meme is the masterplan Desperately trying to make a chicken suit my brand But summer is near and I might legitimately overheat Use Hypnotoad to keep you at the edge of your seat A steak simply refers to how something is cut So apologies if my cauliflower put you in a rut Putt a birdie off my bare moustache-less nose Would injure myself save for the goatee though That was a golf pun because all my jokes have run dry Not really the same after meeting Robert Paul Irvine Like a California roll crab I’m fake wince at the toe break The laundry pile was my own honest mistake Retaliate with a cookie bake I use chocolate Accented with spare toblerone from my pocket Is it a regift if it is inherently transformed? The use of Christmas cocoa has my allegiances torn One moment I’m was thinking of what Sarah Said Now I’m posing with that actor from the TV show Ed Told him that I appreciated his character on scrubs Then ask if he prefers One Piece subs or dubs What rubs creates friction work on my diction My true focus should be my next slumber position Resist the synth flute, reap that fan base base loot Make sure everyone knows I rapped this in my chicken suit I think I saw you in my sleep, lover And I was on Letterman spewing some vocal clutter Reality check It’s the fleece I’m residing under “Universal health care” in my sleep I mutter Go back to bed you know best I turn my head to rest But the glow of my phone has attention at arrest From best to best-ester the chameleon is a predator Quote end-quote from the anonymous redditor